Friday, July 27, 2007

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QUINZE PERGUNTAS EXTREMAMENTE DIFÍCEIS DE SEREM RESPONDIDAS.
PROCURA-SE UMA MENTE SUPERIOR CAPAZ DE RESPONDÊ-LAS.
1. Por que o presidente do povo usa terno Armani?
2. Por que o presidente do povo pode ter ensino fundamental incompleto e um gari necessita de ensino fundamental completo?
3. Por que o presidente do povo acumula aposentadoria por invalidez, aposentadoria de dep. Federal, pensão vitalícia de 'perseguido político', salário de presidente de honra do PT e salário de presidente da república?
4. Por que o presidente do povo é perseguido político, sendo que passou apenas UMA noite no DOPS?
5. Por que o presidente do povo comprou um avião da concorrente da Embraer?
6. Por que o presidente do povo se aposentou por invalidez apenas por ter um dedo a menos e hoje trabalha como presidente do Brasil?
7. Por que o presidente do povo protege seus amigos comprovadamente corruptos e nunca aconteceu nada com ele?
8. Por que o presidente do povo se vangloria de não ter estudo e ser filho de mãe analfabeta e acha normal ter filhos estudando fora do Brasil?
9. Por que o presidente do povo quando do seu mandato de Dep. Federal, não participou da vida parlamentar do Congresso?
10. Por que o partido do presidente do povo tem ligação com a FARC e ninguém comenta isto?
11. Por que a mulher do presidente do povo não faz absolutamente nada?
12. Por que o presidente do povo não sofreu 'impeachment' como o Collor sofreu?
13. Por que a candidata Heloísa Helena foi expulsa do PT e o José Dirceu (dep.cassado) e Antonio Palocci (indiciado por quebra ilegal de sigilo bancário e outros crimes) não o foram?
14. Por que o presidente do povo nunca soube das coisas do partido e do governo dele, MAS SABE DE TUDO SOBRE OS GOVERNOS ANTERIORES?
15. Finalmente, a pergunta mais difícil de todas: Por que tantos intelectuais, cientistas, professores universitários, reitores e outros membros da nata do país, continuam apoiando o presidente do povo?
Alguém sabe pelo menos uma das respostas?

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Sandro e Família said...

Eu sei a resposta de todas essas perguntas e por causa disso estou contando as horas para terminar meu processo e ir logo para o Canadá.

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Carol, Ênio e Leila said...

Carisma. Tem gente que tem, tem gente que não tem. Infelizmente, o homem cegou todo mundo. Estou contando os dias para ir para um lugar onde o carisma não seja a única qualidade exigida de um governante.

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